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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


JEALOUS GIRLFRIENDS
[2010] I got a strange and unwelcome call from one of my semi-regular’s girlfriend . He’s a tattoo artist, and we figured out on our...


WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
– i’m actually quite a soft, loving person. (unless i have low blood sugar) – i’m a bit of a healer by nature. one of the things i’ve...


INTERIOR: STRIP CLUB
A guy I’m sitting at a small table with is telling me about how much money he used to make, and how much he spent on strippers. Used to....


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


FUCKIN PAROTTHEADS
Jimmy Buffett shows were second in line as my most hated shows to work. The Grateful Dead being the first. Hated might be a little...


WE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED BEFORE
There’s a guy who comes to the club, who, as I understand it, was once engaged to one of my fellow dancers (I didn’t know who the guy was...


I JOT DOWN BITS ON MY PHONE TO REMIND ME OF WHAT HAPPENED (TO WRITE ABOUT IT LATER). I GENERALLY DO
lap dance tonight: mr shlong (he had a baby leg for a dick) & i spoke about head. giving/getting. his wife has never liked it. this...


DANCER AVOIDANCE TECHNIQUES
A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...


IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...
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