Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

Maybe you guys can help me understand something. Why, motherfucking why do slow drivers drive in the fast lane?? I have a ton of pet...