..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...

I went to India ten or so years ago in search of spiritual guidance. I remember thinking, so what, this guy meditated on top of a...

Instead, I've perfected dysfunctional relationships with men. In fact, it's how I pay the bills. Insert that whau whau sound, the one...