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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


{dressing room chatter}
Spanish girls chatting in the dressing room. One says she’s been skydiving and river rafting. The younger of the three says, “Wow, you’ve...


CAUGHT!
Holy shit. One of the clients that I slept with earlier this year found my website. He emailed me. The subject line: Nice article....


IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ONLY TWO CLIENTS HAVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE
I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a...


I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....


TEN MINUTE ORGASM
I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...


{poetry}
there’s a sad girl in hollywood all the sunshine cannot break her days her aimlessness is her downfall another hour feels a year she...


LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...
..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...
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