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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


BACK IN THE SADDLE (SORT OF)
There’s a reason why seasoned strippers never say the words “I quit”, because when you try to make that move, the business has a way of...


{dressing room chatter}
It’s a hoot and a riot listening to young strippers give other young strippers advice on relationships. Pretty ridiculous shit with a...


{dressing room chatter}
Spanish girls chatting in the dressing room. One says she’s been skydiving and river rafting. The younger of the three says, “Wow, you’ve...


DON'T WEAR FLIP FLOPS IN A STRIP CLUB
Flip-flops. Really? Who wears flip-flops to a strip club? Don’t these guys realize that all the girls are wearing hospital-inducing...


YEASTY
A new girl just asked me if she smelled like a fucking yeast infection! She scratched her crotch as she did this. If I can smell your...


{dressing room chatter}
Girl I've never seen in my life says to me, “I have a tendency to make guys come in their pants which is why I lay this square towel on...
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