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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


NEUROTIC AS FUCK
When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. For example, I hate sharing food....


IT'S GOOD BEING A PERVY GIRL
Men are always willing to send you jack off videos and dicque pics (my special spelling for them). A pervy guy, however, is sometimes...


Sunday Sex Stories: Chicago!
I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...


CAR SEX WITH COLE
My friend Elizabeth decided sort of last minute to drive to LA, she got to my place around 4:30 p.m. I was showered and ready to go, we...


THE CHEF
I wore my pink and black mini-skirt with the zippers and my black, high-heeled boots. We went to our favorite local dive, the Powerhouse,...
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