Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. For example, I hate sharing food....

Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...

I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...

there’s a sad girl in hollywood all the sunshine cannot break her days her aimlessness is her downfall another hour feels a year she...

The first time I saw a customer outside of work (unplanned), was in San Francisco, when I still worked at the Lusty Lady. I had worked a...