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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


NEUROTIC AS FUCK
When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. For example, I hate sharing food....


WHEN DID THE LEFT LANE BECOME THE SLOW LANE??
Maybe you guys can help me understand something. Why, motherfucking why do slow drivers drive in the fast lane?? I have a ton of pet...


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


Sunday Sex Stories: Chicago!
I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...


MY NEUROSIS
When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. This has been easier to achieve as...


{poetry}
there’s a sad girl in hollywood all the sunshine cannot break her days her aimlessness is her downfall another hour feels a year she...
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