June 24, 2018 11:20 a.m. sushi post Pilates “Hates & Wishes” I had a rough night last night. Fear about my financial future and...

October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...

I haven’t seen the Texan in a month! We haven’t gone this long in ages. He’s champing at the bit. This was supposed to be a two-night...

April 26, 2017 drink: white wine I haven’t heard a peep from my old client, WAMU. Not since I said no to the jack video. Men are so...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

Here are some random thoughts I have while I'm sucking Baby Bird's dick and unloading spit into his mouth: over and over. This is a lot...

waking up in the middle of the night to pee. my trick is on the couch, says he felt like he was disturbing my sleep. as i'm peeing i...

It occurred to me tonight: I’m paid because I’m fun. I’m light-hearted, silly, smart and sexual. It's not because I'm young (not even...

lookit. we all know what "hooker" means. i don't care what some urban/to-your-liking dictionary says, its a person who sells their body...

Holy shit. One of the clients that I slept with earlier this year found my website. He emailed me. The subject line: Nice article....

I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a...

I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....

Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...