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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


DELETED FROM IG WITHIN 10 MINUTES
Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...


READER QUESTION
October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...


YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING...
...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...


I HAVE A DREAM
I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...


{random thoughts}
Here are some random thoughts I have while I'm sucking Baby Bird's dick and unloading spit into his mouth: over and over. This is a lot...


TITS IN THE WIND
Do you have any idea what it’s like to have had big tits ever since you were thirteen? It's sort of a nuisance. But I’m not really here...


{random thoughts}
Do you see this horrible sliding bathroom door? With at least an inch of sound escaping freedom on the bottom? When closed, it stood...


{random thoughts}
I recently befriended a fabulous Sugar Baby. A Sugar Baby is a young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a Sugar...


{random thoughts: i'm about to soapbox some shit}
lookit. we all know what "hooker" means. i don't care what some urban/to-your-liking dictionary says, its a person who sells their body...
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