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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


THERAPIST TO THE STARS
[August 8, 2012] Psychotherapist to the stars and filthy rich he tells me. Wiry dude in his early forties, wearing a leather jacket in...


I JOT DOWN BITS ON MY PHONE TO REMIND ME OF WHAT HAPPENED (TO WRITE ABOUT IT LATER). I GENERALLY DO
lap dance tonight: mr shlong (he had a baby leg for a dick) & i spoke about head. giving/getting. his wife has never liked it. this...


STOP PULLING MY DICK
What a waste of a shift. This young dude was pulling my dick forever and then announced that he’d be back Thursday night. I’ll be waiting...


{dressing room chatter}
Girl I've never seen in my life says to me, “I have a tendency to make guys come in their pants which is why I lay this square towel on...


I'M SITTING BY MYSELF
The club is dead. All the girls are waiting for 2 a.m. to come around. White dude sits down next to me on the love seat. I put my phone...


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE PERFECT
Instead, I've perfected dysfunctional relationships with men. In fact, it's how I pay the bills. Insert that whau whau sound, the one...
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