we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...

Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room”...

Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

June 24, 2018 11:20 a.m. sushi post Pilates “Hates & Wishes” I had a rough night last night. Fear about my financial future and...

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...

Last month I went to a strip club with The Texan that I had briefly danced at in the early 90s. They’d expanded, but had enough of the...

I haven’t seen the Texan in a month! We haven’t gone this long in ages. He’s champing at the bit. This was supposed to be a two-night...

April 26, 2017 drink: white wine I haven’t heard a peep from my old client, WAMU. Not since I said no to the jack video. Men are so...

I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...

[2012] I just got a standing ovation on stage! It was fucking awesome. Also, a guy sitting on my stage gave me two twenties and said that...

I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...

Almost one year ago I fell in love with a married man. It was instant: a force greater than both of us. He found me on Instagram. Had...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. For example, I hate sharing food....

My nineteen-year-old niece spent the night in my hotel room recently. She doesn’t have many adults (or even peers) she talks to openly...