I was working in the Green Door Room one night—a six, girl-on-girl live nude show, ending with semi-private toy show—and while I was in...

I wasn’t always a city girl, you know. I grew up in a small town amongst rolling hills and unlocked doors. I rode horses and made out...

With that damn string. Pee string is what I call it. I shove that thing inside me too, so the urine doesn’t climb into my cunt. But even...

Men are always willing to send you jack off videos and dicque pics (my special spelling for them). A pervy guy, however, is sometimes...

I saw my mother the other day. Sadly, it was only for six hours, but six is better than nothing. We don’t get to see each other often...

When I was a freshman and sophomore in high school I’d go to bars to drink, play pool, and find guys. Bars didn’t card so heavy back...

I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...

There’s a guy who comes to the club, who, as I understand it, was once engaged to one of my fellow dancers (I didn’t know who the guy was...

I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...

According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...

A girl just asked me what libido means. It’s Halloween and I’m dressed like Barbarella. None of the girls get it. But it doesn’t matter;...

Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...

The second time I had a snag with a dancer was at the Market Street Cinema. It wasn’t a classic fight; it was a classic looting. Market...

My friend Elizabeth decided sort of last minute to drive to LA, she got to my place around 4:30 p.m. I was showered and ready to go, we...

What a waste of a shift. This young dude was pulling my dick forever and then announced that he’d be back Thursday night. I’ll be waiting...