Last night I was chatting with a dude, and he had the gall to list off the types of girls he doesn’t like. The list went like this: No...

Sometimes when someone’s going down on me, a super curious thing happens. It will start before I come, and then dissipates moments after....

I learned a new lesson—unless, I’ve already learned it and forgotten it, or I’ve forgotten that I was supposed to learn it—never tell a...

After Jacob, I had a short stint with a nightclub owner. He loved that I was a stripper. I was his first, and he acted like he’d won the...

The first time I saw a customer outside of work (unplanned), was in San Francisco, when I still worked at the Lusty Lady. I had worked a...

{excerpt from Anything But a Wasted Life} With the word vomit and my conversational topics running on fumes, I’ve been divulging tidbits...

It’s actually kind of amazing how much crap I can put up with for money. My tolerance for dysfunction and bullshit is ridiculously high....

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...

The club is dead. All the girls are waiting for 2 a.m. to come around. White dude sits down next to me on the love seat. I put my phone...

My first serious relationship after I got sober was with a man named Ed. I met him at a meeting in San Rafael. Ed was only twenty-three...

I went to India ten or so years ago in search of spiritual guidance. I remember thinking, so what, this guy meditated on top of a...

Instead, I've perfected dysfunctional relationships with men. In fact, it's how I pay the bills. Insert that whau whau sound, the one...