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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


MY EX-HUSBAND
I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...


WHEN DID THE LEFT LANE BECOME THE SLOW LANE??
Maybe you guys can help me understand something. Why, motherfucking why do slow drivers drive in the fast lane?? I have a ton of pet...


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....
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