I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...

This is embarrassing (and a bit ridiculous) to admit, but I think I forgot how to wipe myself. I’m not joking. We all know the old, front...

According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...

A new girl just asked me if she smelled like a fucking yeast infection! She scratched her crotch as she did this. If I can smell your...