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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


TALES FROM THE CLUB
I’m real smart. I’ve been wearing glitter on my eyelids for a while now—I love the way it sparkles in the club—but when I apply it with a...


I HATE AUDITIONING
I auditioned at a new club. Actually, I got gussied up, wore my best whore-y outfit and drove to Carson to try to get hired at a club a...


IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ONLY TWO CLIENTS HAVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE
I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a...


AGRESSIVE STRIPPERS
All the clubs in town have been inundated with the girls from the Body Shop (an “accidental” fire took place recently, and the club will...


I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....


STOP PULLING MY DICK
What a waste of a shift. This young dude was pulling my dick forever and then announced that he’d be back Thursday night. I’ll be waiting...
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