Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...

Last month I went to a strip club with The Texan that I had briefly danced at in the early 90s. They’d expanded, but had enough of the...

There’s a reason why seasoned strippers never say the words “I quit”, because when you try to make that move, the business has a way of...

I miss the dressing room, but for those who’ve read me, I think that’s a no-brainer. Other things I miss are facets I never expected....

I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...

[2012] I just got a standing ovation on stage! It was fucking awesome. Also, a guy sitting on my stage gave me two twenties and said that...

[August 8, 2012] Psychotherapist to the stars and filthy rich he tells me. Wiry dude in his early forties, wearing a leather jacket in...

I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...

I was working in the Green Door Room one night—a six, girl-on-girl live nude show, ending with semi-private toy show—and while I was in...

I’m real smart. I’ve been wearing glitter on my eyelids for a while now—I love the way it sparkles in the club—but when I apply it with a...

There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel...

I auditioned at a new club. Actually, I got gussied up, wore my best whore-y outfit and drove to Carson to try to get hired at a club a...

There’s a guy who comes to the club, who, as I understand it, was once engaged to one of my fellow dancers (I didn’t know who the guy was...

A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...