It’s a hoot and a riot listening to young strippers give other young strippers advice on relationships. Pretty ridiculous shit with a...

Spanish girls chatting in the dressing room. One says she’s been skydiving and river rafting. The younger of the three says, “Wow, you’ve...

What a waste of a shift. This young dude was pulling my dick forever and then announced that he’d be back Thursday night. I’ll be waiting...

Last night I was chatting with a dude, and he had the gall to list off the types of girls he doesn’t like. The list went like this: No...

Flip-flops. Really? Who wears flip-flops to a strip club? Don’t these guys realize that all the girls are wearing hospital-inducing...

The nastiest incident from that club happened one weekend night while I was in the “genie bottle.” An unsuspecting, average-looking dude...

Girl I've never seen in my life says to me, “I have a tendency to make guys come in their pants which is why I lay this square towel on...

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...

The club is dead. All the girls are waiting for 2 a.m. to come around. White dude sits down next to me on the love seat. I put my phone...

..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...

Instead, I've perfected dysfunctional relationships with men. In fact, it's how I pay the bills. Insert that whau whau sound, the one...