Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...

Last month I went to a strip club with The Texan that I had briefly danced at in the early 90s. They’d expanded, but had enough of the...

There’s a reason why seasoned strippers never say the words “I quit”, because when you try to make that move, the business has a way of...

I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...

[2012] I just got a standing ovation on stage! It was fucking awesome. Also, a guy sitting on my stage gave me two twenties and said that...

I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...

I auditioned at a new club. Actually, I got gussied up, wore my best whore-y outfit and drove to Carson to try to get hired at a club a...

A girl just asked me what libido means. It’s Halloween and I’m dressed like Barbarella. None of the girls get it. But it doesn’t matter;...

A new girl just asked me if she smelled like a fucking yeast infection! She scratched her crotch as she did this. If I can smell your...

The nastiest incident from that club happened one weekend night while I was in the “genie bottle.” An unsuspecting, average-looking dude...

The first time I saw a customer outside of work (unplanned), was in San Francisco, when I still worked at the Lusty Lady. I had worked a...

{excerpt from Anything But a Wasted Life} With the word vomit and my conversational topics running on fumes, I’ve been divulging tidbits...

It’s actually kind of amazing how much crap I can put up with for money. My tolerance for dysfunction and bullshit is ridiculously high....

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...