I miss the dressing room, but for those who’ve read me, I think that’s a no-brainer. Other things I miss are facets I never expected....

A guy I’m sitting at a small table with is telling me about how much money he used to make, and how much he spent on strippers. Used to....

There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel...

A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...

It’s a hoot and a riot listening to young strippers give other young strippers advice on relationships. Pretty ridiculous shit with a...

Spanish girls chatting in the dressing room. One says she’s been skydiving and river rafting. The younger of the three says, “Wow, you’ve...

All the clubs in town have been inundated with the girls from the Body Shop (an “accidental” fire took place recently, and the club will...

The second time I had a snag with a dancer was at the Market Street Cinema. It wasn’t a classic fight; it was a classic looting. Market...

What a waste of a shift. This young dude was pulling my dick forever and then announced that he’d be back Thursday night. I’ll be waiting...

I learned a new lesson—unless, I’ve already learned it and forgotten it, or I’ve forgotten that I was supposed to learn it—never tell a...

Girl I've never seen in my life says to me, “I have a tendency to make guys come in their pants which is why I lay this square towel on...