[August 8, 2012] Psychotherapist to the stars and filthy rich he tells me. Wiry dude in his early forties, wearing a leather jacket in...

A new girl just asked me if she smelled like a fucking yeast infection! She scratched her crotch as she did this. If I can smell your...

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...