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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


{random thoughts}
Here are some random thoughts I have while I'm sucking Baby Bird's dick and unloading spit into his mouth: over and over. This is a lot...


A PARODY (BUT ALSO TRUE)
There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel...


"TWENTY-MINUTE MAN"
Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...
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