I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...

lookit. we all know what "hooker" means. i don't care what some urban/to-your-liking dictionary says, its a person who sells their body...

I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...