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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


TAMPONS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING
With that damn string. Pee string is what I call it. I shove that thing inside me too, so the urine doesn’t climb into my cunt. But even...


TALES FROM THE CLUB
I’m real smart. I’ve been wearing glitter on my eyelids for a while now—I love the way it sparkles in the club—but when I apply it with a...


A VAGINA RANT
According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...
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