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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


{random thoughts}
Do you see this horrible sliding bathroom door? With at least an inch of sound escaping freedom on the bottom? When closed, it stood...


{random thoughts}
It occurred to me tonight: I’m paid because I’m fun. I’m light-hearted, silly, smart and sexual. It's not because I'm young (not even...


I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....
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